Someone really needs to tell Michelle Obama that those bangs just are not cutting it. I mean — there are things that people just do not do. You don’t put a 100-carat diamond in a pig’s ear. You wouldn’t dress a female bigfoot in a two-piece bikini, and Michelle Obama shouldn’t be sporting bangs with facial contortions that resemble a person with Tourette’s Syndrome who just had a soiled diaper rubbed in their face.
But it’s not Michelle Obama’s spring collection and new hairdo from the stylists at Cro-Magnon Couture that I want to talk about. I want to talk about her latest comments.
We know that when it comes to pernicious mendacity — comparing Nero to her husband — Nero would be elevated to sainthood. Conversely, Marie Antoinette would be a Girl Scout Brownie compared to the Obama woman. I correct myself, Marie Antoinette would have to be a Girl Scout “Whitey.” Forgive me for being insensitive pursuant to political correctness, especially since we all know how sensitive Ms. Obama is when it comes to her contempt for all things white except the house she lives in. But I digress.
I want to talk about Michelle Obama’s latest comments. Peering through her bangs like a simian through the brush, she told an audience, “we never talk about weight with our daughters.” She said that she discusses what they have to do to be as healthy as they can be. She also said that everyone’s body is different, and that the important things are not eating a lot of junk food, doing things like running up the stairs instead of taking the elevator, dance with your parents, and doing other forms of exercise.
Well, isn’t that a far cry from the drum she and her pint-sized potentate mouthpiece New York’s Mayor Bloomberg and their minions have been saying. She, along with them, has been banging the drum that obesity is a greater threat to our national security than “you fill in the blank.” She has been nonstop in saying that people have to lose weight, and that overweight people are a threat to the economy, and are placing undue burden on the healthcare industry.
But wait, I get it. She’s engaging in double-speak. She said that she doesn’t talk about weight with her daughters, but the unspoken is that she doesn’t because they aren’t fat. How’s that for a left-handed slap from her ” royal worseness”? And here is another coded message embedded in her comments that most missed: She cannot attack obesity without insulting blacks. Thus, the other side of her comment was intended to make it understood that just because you look squat and rotund, it doesn’t mean you’re fat.
The Obamas are worse than the Clintons when it comes to double-speak and code-speak.
As is the way with Neo-Leninists, she is quick to tell us what to do and how to raise our children, but she applies a completely different standard to her children.
I’ll tell you what I want from the so-called Grand Dame of Pennsylvania Ave.: I want her to stay out of my/our business, to stop treating taxpayer money as her private American Express Black Card, and to convince her husband to resign immediately. But since I know that none of those things is going to happen, I’ll choose another option. That option is to oppose and expose the Erebusic darkness that she and those like her are spreading over our country.
I don’t give a rat’s tail about who is overweight or about who exercises or who doesn’t. But I care deeply about the direction her husband is taking my country: I care very deeply that she said “all this for a damn flag,” and I darn well care about the racial partisanship she and her kind are fomenting in America.
I care that she and her husband are bullying whites by branding them racists if they dare disagree with his condemnable legislation. I care that we have two people occupying the highest office in the land who reject modernity and encourage hostility and malcontent directed at America, our Founding Fathers, and the Constitution of the United States.
And lest I be remiss, there is one other thing “her royalness” might consider discussing with her daughters and that is that America is the greatest country in the world. And it is and has been because our Founding Fathers understood that in order to succeed America would need to be founded on a belief in God, Godly precepts, and an abhorrence to a dictatorial central government. She might tell her daughters that their father has it all wrong — she should tell them that Leninism has never worked and never will.
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