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Cute as a chimpanzee

Last night on the Leno Show, Obama said, his wife thought he looked old, but that she still thinks he is cute. Well, a lot of people think chimpanzees are cute too, but they can be nasty and as we witnessed many times they are deadly also. And therein lies the rub.

Obama, who is the ultimate “nowhere man” loves to bask in the limelight of “bow before me” interviews and appearances. I understand that Leno could give a rats behind about Obama, and that it’s entirely possible he dislikes the fraud named Hussein almost as much as I do – but Leno is ratings motivated and specific to that point so is the “cute like a monkey” man.

Obama cannot run the country, so like a junior high school girl who finds out little Johnny isn’t taking her to the prom, depressed she does a mall trip – a depressed Obama in need of comfort and feigned adulation heads off to do staged events. He was glib, toothy and all ears as Leno lobbed him questions, that Obama’s illegal aunt could answer.

Here’s my point, we don’t need a clown or comedian for president. If he wants to get smiles and laughs let him get a job as a comedian, doorman, or elevator operator where he is expected to be funny. I know Clinton went on Leno, but at least Clinton: a) was gifted and intelligent politician, b) smart enough to co-opt successful Republican initiatives and take credit for them, claiming the success of the country as his own. Clinton was a serial philanderer, disingenuous, and there is evidence that a part of him that was racially bigoted as well – but he was a consummate politician (a tawdry one notwithstanding), who loved fried chicken and anything in a skirt – whose intellect could be admired, even though it was wasted. But I’m digressing.

America is in trouble and the best Obama can do is play chimpanzee sans the Tarzan set. As noted on this page, he has circumvented Congressional authority, making defacto stimulus bailouts. He has cleared the way for Iran and sharia law to take preeminence in the Middle East. He continues to believe that all he has to do is give a speech, berate a Congressman, print money, raise taxes, blame Bush, and all will be well. Well, the only well there is the one he has driven us into. Can you imagine if Roosevelt, who the News Magazines portrayed Obama as being the second coming of – would have behaved like this. I argue that Roosevelt was an epic failure whose flawed policies are contributing to the peril we find ourselves in today, but at least he had leadership qualities.

We have problems and the best Obama can do is make people dependent on the government for their existence. How will that work for the rest of us, as Hispanics and illegals are having more and more children at earlier ages, who are not finishing school and whose children are not finishing school? Who will pay for them or is that the can to kick down the road? Blacks don’t count, Margaret Sanger’s Progeny have them under control. And the current generation is old enough that Obamacare will handle the rest. Whites will be a problem as well with more and more white males dropping out of school – does he have a plan for that?

As a candidate, Obama had all of the answers. You could have asked him the price of red clay on Mars and he would have had an answer. He pledged to have the most transparent administration ever – and yet yesterday we learned that he was changing existing law to not just undermine the Freedom of Information Act, but to render it of no effect. His Justice Dept. is authorizing lying when requests are made by for information under current Freedom of Information. Is this his idea of transparency or it this one more step to keep his records and information about him sealed and away from public scrutiny? He was hailed as the post racial president, when in fact his Justice Dept. has not just engaged in racially biased behavior, but under Holder with Obama’s approval has codified racially biased and racially selective ways and methods of upholding the law.


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Obama promised there would be no lobbyists in his administration. Yet his Super Committee charged with finding $1.2 trillion in cuts over next ten years, that is meeting in secret and not open to public or media scrutiny, is completely open to over 200 paid lobbyists. And Obama doesn’t even blink at it.

We need a leader who realizes that his words impact markets and industry. It was necessary for him to be told in no uncertain terms to stop ridiculing Nevada and Vegas, because he was killing an already suffering city/state. We need a president who understands that talking down reality TV shows can cost more jobs. We need a president demanding the Justice Dept. to stop stonewalling and obfuscating and fully co-operate in Fast and Furious, before more Americans are murdered with government supplied weapons in the hands of criminals.

We don’t need a president taking the equivalent of mall trips vis-a-vis staged political events and a get his feet kissed appearances on Leno to make himself feel good. We need a leader. We need a president who doesn’t mock and berate Americans. If we wanted a comedian as president, we would have gone to The Comedy Club, if we had wanted a preening chimpanzee doing tricks on late night television we would have gone to the zoo. America needs leader, we don’t have time to care what Obama looks like to his wife.

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145 Responses to Cute as a chimpanzee

  1. Rick Lindsey November 29, 2012 at 2:23 am #

    Mychal, ref. one of your past comments; If I were black I to would find it extremely insulting and offensive to have any white liberal with their typical posturing and condescending manner standing up for and defending the race against so called conservative racism ( or anything for that matter ). The premise is misdirected to begin with, and in addition it implies that blacks are stupid, weak, and desperately in need of being coddled and protected.

    • Mychal Massie
      Mychal Massie November 30, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

      rick lindsey: we should all be insulted regardless of skin color…it is offensive to all of reason minds…

  2. Lonnie Hinman May 2, 2012 at 11:55 pm #

    The black African Barack Hussein Obama is the bigger offense to the United States in all the history. I demand all the people to reporte him to Kenya, Africa immediately!
    Thank you

    • Mychal
      Mychal May 3, 2012 at 11:39 pm #

      lonnie hinman: I say put him and his wife on a spaceship to another planet with almost enough fuel to make it…

      • rick lindsey November 28, 2012 at 8:55 pm #

        Mychal, sounds like just another multimillion dollar vacation for the Obama’s at taxpayer expense—–but then again it would be the last.

        • Mychal Massie
          Mychal Massie November 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm #

          rick lindsey: just wait until january…

  3. J Lee April 30, 2012 at 5:40 pm #

    Cute as a chimpanzee: Have you taken a look at yourself lately. I thought Alen Keys and Herman Cain were ugly until I saw your picture.

    It is one thing to disagree with President Obama, but to resort to what amounts to childlike name calling is repugnant to any rational thinking person. Where is the respect due to the office of the President of the US, if not the person holding that office?

    But then what am I thinking about, House Negroes and uncle Toms only respect the massa.

    • Mychal
      Mychal April 30, 2012 at 9:33 pm #

      j lee: remember what you were told about insults…they are only effective if the person cares what you think…thus far the only reason you haven’t been blocked is because we find you amusing in a simian sort of way…

  4. reality January 8, 2012 at 8:24 pm #

    and to the FAKE flake who makes this up – DROP DEAD CREAP – you are a drain upon all of us !!!!!!!

    • Mychal
      Mychal January 9, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

      reality: you won’t be upset if we don’t act on your suggestion…but if you are c’est la vie…

  5. reality January 8, 2012 at 8:22 pm #

    This is All made up ! , these peoplw made All of this up, it is fake !! , they just want to maintain control of there MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!, this is all made up by a user who wants to help his people keep there MONEY !!!!!!!!!, DO NOT TRUST THESE PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mychal
      Mychal January 9, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

      reality: you might want to take a stroll into reality…

      • Snoopsister April 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

        …or at least through a dictionary?

  6. fred thompson streams January 4, 2012 at 2:05 am #

    When Ron Paul returns to the Earth, his followers believe he will restore the constitution so well that the ink will smell wet and also miraculously restore the moat around America to its pre-civil war glory.

    • Mychal
      Mychal January 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm #

      fred thompson streams: hahaha…wish I had said that…

  7. Mychal
    Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    ben kenon: you were instructed not to post on this blog…

  8. Claucworc December 5, 2011 at 10:09 am #

    Massie……the chimp reference was a creative way to get website hits….cant say Im mad at you for that.

    Its a confusing time to be Black in America. Too many of us, we have seen nothing but hate and harrassment for the first black president, but much of what he has done has been for the good of big banking and big business, the things you conservative guys swear is the backbone to a strong economy. But then you say the economy sucks?

    But he is doing all the things you guys like, the stimulus was more than a third of tax cuts. Tax cuts that America and the state budgets cant afford anymore.

    Then your boy Cain gets nationwide love for 9-9-9… thing you know, he is turned into Tiger Woods overnight, his marriage is possibly ruined. How hard is it going to be to find another black conservative to run for this party now? Do you see why Colin Powell not only didnt bother, but ended up DEFECTING in spite of all the “hookups” you guys give him? He was too smart to not get caught up being the good little negro for the G.O.P. Sounds like you are still thinking your 15 minutes of fame and your soul is worth it for a party that cares nothing about the plight of your people.

    Stop putting all the blame on this country’s woes on Obama because he is doing everything you guys like, and watching it blow up in his face. But the G.O.P really needs to fix its face with minorities. Us Democrats are just salivating over the possibility of Newt getting the nomination. Your party has not a clue what it is doing, and is totally unfit to run this country.

    • Mychal
      Mychal December 5, 2011 at 7:41 pm #

      claucworc: if you had an inkling of what you were talking about I might be inclined to dialogue…but you don’t and I’m not…

  9. Branwen December 4, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    Ben go troll some where else. go chum it up with Moore & Garaffolo.

    • Mychal
      Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

      branwen: ben is being tossed from this page…

  10. mike s December 4, 2011 at 5:00 pm #

    Love the way you can fire up racists about Obama- racists can say “b-but it’s not racist! A black dude is saying it! Very clever.

    you say we don’t need a clown or comedian. Yet the Republicans have built an empire on entertainers as leaders (ahem Reagan ahem), and modern republicans take all of their cues from condescending hate mongers like Limbaugh and Hannity- also entertainers. the fact is you have absolutely no room to preach. Modern American politics is all about entertaining the people, fooling them into the feeling that the candidates really care about the problems, then they get into office and do whatever they wanted to begin with. Obama is no worse than any of the fools the Republicans are currently offering as serious candidates.

    And if I had to name a recent president that reminds me of a chimp, it would be that moron Bush that got us into the mess we’re in now.

    • Branwen December 4, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

      just for the fact he said chimp means it was racist in nature? the radical left are the ones who defend the use of the N word in hip hop & rap so you cry about Massie saying something that you took out of context? the left are the masters of race politics, race hustling.

      • Mychal
        Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

        branwen: if she wants I’ll tell her what I really think about him and the broom riding harridan he cohabits w/…

    • Mychal
      Mychal December 5, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

      mike s: tell me again why care what you think…no one is forcing you to visit this blog…

  11. Bob Jones December 4, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    Wow, I guess it’s OK if a black guy calls a black guy a chimpanzee? Damn! This author is a douchbeag!

  12. Michael December 4, 2011 at 7:20 am #

    I do not agree with disrespecting our President with comparisons to a monkey and his wife to the likes of a ‘harridan’. However, it is YOUR blog and of course, you do have both the right to speak your mind and to the freedom of speech.

    That said, I’ll be one of the first to admit that I originally supported Obama; that’s all, or nearly all, changed. But I do have total respect for him and his family. All of the collective right’s ad hominem gets us NOWHERE. How about we disagree with him while maintaining respect for him, his wife, and his children (the latter who’ve CERTAINLY not done anything to ANYONE)?

    Also, while Obama most definitely has made his fair share of mistakes, it’s utter naivety that many people (and I hear it ALL the time) blame the country’s economic woes SOLELY on the President. OF course they do: He’s an easy, convenient target for those too mentally lazy to consider that there ARE ALSO other people in government responsible for the situation we’re in.

    How about the do-absolutely-nothing Congress? How about Democrats’ despicable failure to work with Republicans at all? How about Republicans’ utter refusal to compromise on anything whatsoever? How about their very frequently seen arrogance and even contempt for what the majority of America wants (as proven time-and-time again via polls, on numerous issues)?

    One of this country’s biggest problems, in the grand scheme, lies in the fact that we have become SO deeply divided along (very superficial) party lines. Americans have been pitted against Americans, so often based on nothing more than one’s self-imposed ‘Dem’ or ‘Rep’ “label”. And that’s WHY America isn’t moving forward, because politicians know and use this mantra (of ‘divide and conquer’) to the fullest extent to further their agendas, as well as careers.

    • Mychal
      Mychal December 5, 2011 at 10:45 pm #

      michael: I have no respect for him and less for her…

  13. Beer Hat November 10, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    What a good article, I’m keen on the way you write. I even have simply just tweeted this for you to share it and get a lot more subjection to your webshop!

    • Mychal
      Mychal November 10, 2011 at 10:35 am #

      beer hat: thk you…

    • KayInMaine December 4, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

      Yes, thanks for spreading right wing racism on behalf of a black conservative! That ought to do wonders for the republic party’s image.

      • Branwen December 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm #

        left wing nuts protested against Clairance Thomas yelling that he should be sent back to the fields, strung up & lynched, so how does Kayln Main defend this? dozens of anti Jewish hate examples all through out the occupy camps and that to is ok? the left media attacked Herman Cain and said many hateful things even some racial overtones even before the unproven accusations, and thats ok to?

        • Mychal
          Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:26 pm #

          branwen: and the depictions of Dr. Rice…

      • RobertSyke December 4, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

        Yes! All hail to the King! Mr. Mychal, I’m just speechless. You are indeed such an intellectual person. How come we’d never heard about you? You’re right, we indeed don’t need a circus joker to be the POTUS. We indeed found that out when we elected bush into office. Our current black president, as you rightly say, is indeed akin to a chimp. FROM AFRICA. And talking about Africa, we also should not stop trumpeting about his birth certificate. I also happen to really believe he’s an in-the-closet-muslim poached from kenya at birth to Hawaii as a grand scheme to become POTUS 40 years later to turn it into a socialist nazi nation under sharia law. I fear he has already given a shout out to his in egypt and saudi arabia.
        Thank you very much for this well thought full-of-facts article. I just love you man!

        • Mychal
          Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:23 pm #

          robertsyke: you’re scaring me w/ the love thing…that said leave color out of it…look at his record…Trevor Loudon’s book “barack obama and the enemies within” provides documented proof of his being a communist…

          • Robert Syke December 6, 2011 at 11:49 pm #

            That’s another joker you’re talking about there. His credentials? A conspiracy theorists who calls himself a political activist ! It could’ve been a little more valid had he been American. Because you’ve got so much hatred in you that just because this freakshow of a person who is from a country 8 thousand miles away.
            Aah! So typical. Reminds me of the time Bachmann read newspaper articles from India to try and ridicule the president.
            Yes, lets all look up to Dr. Loudon The Great for inspiration and support.

            Thank You Mr. Mychal. You truly are an intellectual person. Really admire your genius.


          • Mychal
            Mychal December 7, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

            robert syke: remind me again why I should be concerned w/ what you say…

      • Mychal
        Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

        kayinmaine: I know its tough for you to not have black people bow down to you…

        • dmacleo December 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

          ignore her, we have a southern section of the state thats an atrocious mess due to progressiveness. we’re finally starting to clean it up but its a festering wound that was allowed (under many previous administrations in maine governors office) to go septic. we can smell the rot far into the “Other Maine” areas up north/central.

          • Mychal
            Mychal December 8, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

            dmacleo: hahaha…understood…

      • dmacleo December 8, 2011 at 3:07 pm #

        let me guess, portland or lewiston/auburn area.
        doesn’t it suck to now see your ilk doesn’t represent as many of us as you thought?

        what the hell is the republic party?

        • Mychal
          Mychal December 8, 2011 at 4:14 pm #

          dmacleo: ouch…that’s gonna leave another red mark…

  14. vestaway2 November 2, 2011 at 5:31 am #

    Do you think because the black race almost alone put Obama in office,to impeach him would or could bring on a nation wide black uprising or in other words riot. I have always believed that’s the reason O.J. was found not guilty.You could see how devided the whites and blacks were when the verdict was read.Same thing if Obama heaven forbid was assinated by a white man,this country would be in an all out race war. And to be honest,Congress dosen’t have the backbone to impeach him.But dear Lord somebody has got to get him out of office and soon.

    • Bob Jones December 4, 2011 at 2:35 pm #

      “Do you think because the black race almost alone put Obama in office”

      Blacks are 53% of the nation? Kill yourself.

    • Katndog December 8, 2011 at 8:47 am #

      But it wasn’t just the Black’s that voted Obama in, it was White Guilt. We had to vote for him to prove we were not racist, but in doing so we harmed our country and ourselves. If we use race as the basis for any decision (affirmative action, negative comments, etc) we are in error! If we truly want equality then we need to stop using the race card, stop identifying ourselves by race; Indian American, African American – all lame, divisive and harmful to each of us. Unite under one flag and one people; AMERICAN !

      • Mychal
        Mychal December 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm #

        katndog: I have argued that color/race based assignations were destroying our nation…we are Americans and should be singularly recognized as same…that said lock step voting, hatred of george bush, white guilt, and those who actually believe in his agenda…

        • dmacleo December 8, 2011 at 3:05 pm #

          Lloyd MArcus says it well.
          He’s an american.
          I forget his actual quote but thats the gist of it.

          • Mychal
            Mychal December 8, 2011 at 4:16 pm #

            dmacleo: he co-opted it from me and you can tell him I said so…guarantee he will laugh…but it’s true…lol…

  15. John McClain October 29, 2011 at 9:37 am #

    Dear Mychal, while most people would cringe at the comparison rhetoric, the concept is dead on target. We have been raised by the circuses, zoos, t.v. programs and the like to consider chimps to be “almost man”, and “smarter than babies”, and in doing so, the very real line between wild animal and rational capable human is blurred for all who have not experienced this line.
    Obama has made all the appearances of being a nice politician, and he has shrugged off the very real comparisons to stalin and hitler, the way chimp appologists suggest that’s chimp’s sudden reaction, with teeth bared, leaping forward, doesn’t mean the chimp was actually going to attack, after they’ve gotten control of the chimp, but the handler is lying for public consumption, the chimp was doing its “wild natural instinctual response” and would maul or savage a person, absent the handler, while obama’s handlers keep assuring us he was led into this mess, far worse than it ever appeared, and as much as he tries, and as hard as he works, we aren’t getting behind him, and we aren’t doing our best, and that’s why everything is crashing, when the facts, absent the handlers, is everything is going smashing, he couldn’t be happier, and the most difficult thing for him is to keep control of those “micro-expressions”, because he’s been caught more than once, with that smirk rising up, and having to cut it off, and on occasion, excuse it with a lie.
    A president in this deep at this stage, would know well, if there were no other ideas, to simply go back to the old ways, to quote Arlo Guthrie, because the new ways we’ve been taught to learn don’t work, so go back to what they call “the old boring method”, in obama’s case, actually cutting out some waste, and actually cutting government spending somewhere, even Carter knew his plan failed, and attempted to save the ecconomy he had wrecked, but there has been no attempt at all to save anything but his own name. The destruction is necessary to enable the inviting of world aid, and losing the last vestiges of national sovereignty, when we have to accept or be shunned. Few out there think we can make it “shunned”, and it is true, without God, we can’t make it shunned. Of course with God, we are infinitely better off shunned, than tied tightly to the whole of that movement which denies God, and his creation of the world we experience our destiny upon.
    Semper Fi, you are a man of fine distinctions,

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 30, 2011 at 8:23 pm #

      John McCain: my friend your eloquence of word is always enjoyed…well you have spoken…trust your health is ok…give my best to your family…

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 30, 2011 at 8:26 pm #

      john mccain: I forgot to tell you I will be at my Marine Corps League dinner in couple wks…first I’ve been able to make…looking forward to it…I’ll post pics…Semper Fi…

      • KayInMaine December 4, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

        You’re so stupid. You thought John McCain was writing a comment on your blog? Really? LOL Try: John MCCLAIN. Totally different person, but then again, I would expect that from YOU!

        • Branwen December 4, 2011 at 7:01 pm #

          your a racist for calling him stupid, thats the same excuse the left would use anytime some one would call Obama a name, right?

          • Mychal
            Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:25 pm #

            branwen: it is indeed…but it is ok for liberals to be racist…namely because they are…

        • Mychal
          Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

          kayinmaie: john mcclain happens to be one of my best friends and has been for some yrs…so it is you who is the stupid one for thinking that a perhaps typo indicates my thought…wouldn’t be best if you kept your mouth closed and tried to fool people by having them think your appearance is deceiving then again…

          • Snoopsister April 14, 2012 at 12:51 pm #

            Hahahahha… I’m sorry, I can’t believe I missed this one… thanks to Kayinmale’s remark and your response, my day has begun with a hearty laugh! While people like her are hardly worth responding to, people like me LOVE when the truly ignorant get all vocalized and intelligimunt with their indigmentation. Heeheee… priceless!

          • Mychal
            Mychal April 15, 2012 at 8:36 pm #

            snoopsister: lol…I have my moments…

  16. ANNETTE October 27, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    GLITZ,GLAMOR AND FAWNING…The perfect combination for Obama and his stellar cast of minions. He cozies up to the celluloid crowd with
    anticipations of their largess..they in turn seeks favors with hopes
    of hob nobbing with a head of state who’s name they cannot pronounce,from a country they couldn’t find on any map.His razzle
    dazzle with the TMZ crowd is like a bad Bmovie with a player who
    demands top billing, biased scrips and flattering camera angles. Those wide-eyed liberals do what they do best…pose,flash their
    dental implants and order a dozen 8×10 glossies.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 27, 2011 at 3:43 pm #

      annette: he is offensive no matter who one considers him…and so is harridan he’s married to…

      • KayInMaine December 4, 2011 at 6:43 pm #

        You’re offensive. After reading your rant above, I wondered if you slap yourself silly and chant, “I hate myself! I hate myself! Rah rah rah!” just to impress the right wing racists of America?

        • Mychal
          Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

          kayinmaine: let me get this right..are you saying I’m supposed to care what some liberal loon thinks…correct me if I’m wrong…I don’t recall there being a contract tying you to my blog…you don’t like what I write don’t read it…that said…when I need a white liberal race-baiter to tell me what i should think you won’t be the first one I look up…you bigoted liberals are an affront to reasonable minds…how dare you tell me what i should think…it was you and your progenitors who founded the KKK…it was you, your family and your progenitors who wore white hoods and lynched slaves…it is you and your progenitors who are responsible for the murder of nearly 30% of the black race in america…lady you are trying to squat in the wrong place…UI don’t like you or your kind…in my opinion you are the equivalent of that which one wipes from their feet before entering the house after walking through a chickenyard…go brainwash your children about homosexuality and abortion and stay off my bog…I’m being kind in response to your lunacy because I want to be not because I have to be…but if you insist it is not a reach for me to explain how that which is between your ears is that which accompanies the micturition flowing from your mouth and is most often referred to as a noun or a verb in conjunction w/ same…

        • Snoopsister April 14, 2012 at 12:57 pm #

          Kayinmaine, you seem like the perfect person to give advice on how to slap one’s self silly… you may have hit yourself a little to hard, though. I’ve heard about people like you and have often wondered: How do you folks get through your day without forgetting to breathe?

          • Mychal
            Mychal April 15, 2012 at 8:33 pm #

            snoopsister: hahaha…I’ve wondered that about her kind as well…

  17. Christel October 27, 2011 at 11:19 am #

    Great, Great, Great article!!!! What is it going to take for all Americans to wake up to the fact that our President is a real loser? I’m so disgusted with Obama that I literally scream everytime I see his face on TV. I can’t stand to even hear his voice. Everything that comes out of his mouth can’t be believed or trusted. He’s an arrogant dictator…..not a leader. How can he abuse our Constitution and NO ONE calls him out on it. Where are the Congressmen and women. Why aren’t they just screaming out loud that what he’s doing is wrong. I’m wondering if the majority of the media is being paid off by his ‘cronies’ to not tell the truth. These major TV stations should be telling the people the whole truth and nothing but the truth..the FULL story on everything, including how and why these Wall Street people are there. What a farce!

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 27, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

      christel: media was all over bush…politicians are disgrace…people have to stop fawning over them and hold them accountable…that means kicking them out at moments notice…

      • Christel October 27, 2011 at 6:10 pm #

        I write to my congressmen, send emails, send copies of emails. I get replies back from them, but the replies are just jibberish. More of what they want to tell you than discussing the topic I’ve written about. I can’t wait to get them out at election time. I just hope everyone else in my area is ‘on board’ to get them out. Exactly why is the media not all over Obama. You’re right, they were all over Bush. What’s the deal. I think that all of Obama’s chats on TV, appearances everywhere and anywhere since he’s been in office, makes me think he wants a job in the movie making sector. I sent him that message on facebook. He belongs in a comedy club, not as the leader of America. Keep up the good work. I pass it on to my friends as well.

        • Mychal
          Mychal October 27, 2011 at 6:34 pm #

          christel: thk you much…i genuinely appreciate it….

  18. Chris Miller October 27, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    Mrs. Miller is still laughing as am I . A lot more information on Freedom of information Act please. You have heard of yet another border agent who is in trouble for pushing a 10 year old mule back to the ground because he tried to get up and run with his dope.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 27, 2011 at 3:55 pm #

      chris miller: border guard you reference is in jail…bush allowed same thing to happen…FOI is being changed to protect holder, napolitano, jarrett, and obama…there is more coming down the pike and this will permit them to protect themselves…question is can they buy aclu to go along w/ it…remains to be seen…we should be screaming at our reps to take action against change…give my best Mrs. Miller…hope to see you soon…

  19. Roy October 27, 2011 at 9:14 am #

    I enjoy your rants knowing that truth is sometimes humorous while also quite frightening. Thank you for your service to the conservative cause.

  20. Bubbarucker October 27, 2011 at 7:00 am #

    Mychal Massie how DARE YOU!!!! Comparing the President to a chimpanzee???? What did the chimp ever do to deserve that!?!?!
    Seriously, you are spot on in your article. I think that if more people told the blatant truth and stood up for themselves, we would have a very different and better society. We need a President that leads by getting out of the way, not a President that wants to lead us by the nose.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 27, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

      bubbarucker: right you are…and I didn’t compare him to chimpanzee…I simply said some people who thought chimps were cute came face to face w/ their dark nasty dangerous side…which is what we are confronted w/ this person…

      • Bob Jones December 4, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

        Of course you could have used a dog, or a tiger, or just about any animal, but it is what it is, and you are a clown.

  21. Sumitch October 26, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    I wish I could believe that he does what he does out of pure ignorance. But I’m afraid he knows exactly what he’s doing and Congress doesn’t see it, think they’ll be part of his court or just too chicken to stand up to him. Look at what happened when the Senator yelled out “You lie”. He was roasted by the media for days and it turns out he was right. The media was quiet on that fact.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 11:02 pm #

      sumitch: he knows exactly what he is doing such as it is…even in his ignorance he knows what he is doing…he just believes it will work…

  22. Annie October 26, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    Your articles are like no-one else’s — right on target. What I can’t understand is, why isn’t anyone doing something about him and all of the illegalities, subverting the constitution, etc., etc.? Are they afraid of the repercussions? He isn’t King, you know. Why doesn’t someone start the process and stop him? He’s ruining our country, whole way of life and that of our children.

    • Sumitch October 26, 2011 at 10:21 pm #

      Annie, I can only hope that we are as brave and willing to stand up as our forefathers were when the time came. My generation has sure raised more than enough cry babies when they don’t get their way. Not all, not everyone, but too many.

      • Mychal
        Mychal October 26, 2011 at 11:00 pm #

        sumitch: too many indeed…

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 11:09 pm #

      annie: congress continues to show their worthlessness…which why I have been calling for people to write/call their representatives…write regular letters to editor of your local papers…call talk shows comment on program hosts facebooks, etc…be relentless in contacting the local offices of your representatives…the greater the outcry the greater the chance…

  23. ConservativeLA October 26, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    “Nowhere Man.” Perfect. Perfect. That’s the soundtrack to this political wrecking ball.

  24. Ginny October 26, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    Very good. Rant on. You took the words right out of my mouth.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

      ginny: lol…I’m kinda’ guessing that at the very least you included a monosyllable or two as the words were coming out…thought if not whispered…

      • Branwen December 4, 2011 at 7:06 pm #

        Mr Massie if Ginrich wins the NOM who from Florida should he pick? thats if he still is going to pick a VP from Florida. Rubio? West?

        • Mychal
          Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:17 pm #

          branwen: west is pro abortion and I fear rubio is to tied to the party…I am pro outsider…so to answer your question I’m not sure but I know it would be allen…

  25. Sumitch October 26, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    Wow!! All ya’alls is using some $5 words tonight. I gotta log on to Wickapedia (prolly spelled that wrong).

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 9:46 pm #

      sumitch: lol…you’re a classic…

      • Sumitch October 26, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

        Thanks Mychal. High praise. I do learn some new words here tho. When I use them people just look at me like I’m crazy. But I see that a lot as I age and speak my mind for the first time in my life. Now I don’t care what they think. None of them can promote me or give me a raise.

        • Mychal
          Mychal October 26, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

          sumitch: the ability to spk one’s mind is a great gift that should be exercised wisely…and unleashed thoughtfully…

          • Mychal
            Mychal December 5, 2011 at 7:07 pm #

            ben kenon: your responses are inappropriate for this page…

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

      sumitch: lol…you are a classic…I’m guessing you can bust chops w/ the best of them…

      • Sumitch October 26, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

        Thanks again. One does what one can for entertainment. This is a fine place to discuss and cuss important and meaningful subjects (pro or con) and toss in a little fun now and then. I just wish our discussions were purely academic rather than about what is going on now.

  26. Art Sullivan October 26, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    You are one of a very few people that can get away with your very descriptive commentary. All I can say is more power to you! I agree with you 100%
    Keep the truth coming and pour it on until 2012 election day! Thanks!

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 9:05 pm #

      art sullivan: I’m telling the truth…it’s time people stop being afraid to poke fun at this guy…no one was afraid to poke fun at bush…as long as he knows he holds the race trump card…he feels empowered to do what he wants…i say doing what he wants because he thinks he has racial impunity is wrong…consider what they’re saying about Herman Cain…no one cares about that…just what is said about this sneapish elapid and his erebusic gluttonous wife…

  27. Bernadette Z October 26, 2011 at 7:31 pm #

    EXCELLENT points, Mychal. This man is so unfit to be president. There is so much suffering in this country. My husband went from a $60,000 a year job as a commercial construction superintendent to making $12 an hour doing hard physical labor at an elementary school, cleaning toilets and floors….and he’s 55 years old, with 2 children under 18 and one in college..We don’t want a “cute” president, we want a LEADER to help us back to the path of prosperity rather than despair. Obama is clueless..the very least he can do is at least pretend to care…so ready for 2012….

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 8:59 pm #

      bernadette z: you express the point I was making perfectly…you are exactly what I was talking about when I referenced his being cute….we cannot afford to be nice-nice and sugar and cream to this guy…while they do everything they can to destroy us…if he is willing to circumvent congress and brag about it…what else will he do…worse yet…what else will congress let him get away w/…

    • Sumitch October 26, 2011 at 9:05 pm #

      My hat’s off to your husband Bernadette. Many would sit around and whine about the unfairness of it all. I’ve been where you are. Brother Ken Lay of Enron ruined my retirement in Hawaii, but you just suck it up, do your best and be proud of who you are. Dern few like you.

      • Mychal
        Mychal October 26, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

        sumitch: thk both of you for sharing…hard times reveal who you are…they reveal the character of the person…

        • Sumitch October 26, 2011 at 9:59 pm #

          I have figured out a way for some of the 28,000 or so to get some of their money back; or at least a little satisfaction. We dig him up and charge $5 a shot. Should be a money maker.

          • Mychal
            Mychal October 26, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

            sumitch: can’t help you there partner…

          • SueBar October 26, 2011 at 10:31 pm #

            Sumitch – we could probably charge 10 dollars a shot and have plenty of people willing to do it.

          • Mychal
            Mychal October 26, 2011 at 10:59 pm #

            suebar: lol…free-market business…

    • KayInMaine December 4, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

      YOu do realize the tea bags are in charge of the US House now and they have been since November 2010 and haven’t created one job? And, gas at the pump has gone up $1/gallon. Where’s your outrage? The higher gas prices are the worse our nation does, but that’s why your people in the US House don’t want the nation to do good, because they have stocks invested in oil and don’t want to regulate the oil speculators, because it could cut into their insider trading.

      • Mychal
        Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:30 pm #

        kayinmaine: what I realize is that you have no clue what you’re talking about…unless of course you believe it is government’s job to create jobs in which case if you do you really don’t have a clue…

  28. Marilyn October 26, 2011 at 6:49 pm #

    As usual, you are on target, Mychal. I can’t top you or think of a comment other than The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. I wish that was all we had to do. :-)

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 6:54 pm #

      marilyn: hahaha…ain’t that the truth..

  29. David October 26, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    As usual you strike hot, heavy and right on target.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 7:24 pm #

      david: thk you much…

  30. dave bulkoski October 26, 2011 at 4:47 pm #

    Michael, LOL, tell it like it is…..the funny thing, if white people like me called the man a monkey, i would get killed – by one of his loser followers who can’t see the forest for the trees.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 7:26 pm #

      dave bulkoski: i didn’t call him a mokey…I compared herr saying he was cute to being cute like a monkey…lol…and the night is early…they may attempt to storm my bunker before the night is out…

      • dave bulkoski October 27, 2011 at 9:08 am #

        monkey and chimpanzee are politically correct equivalents LOL….if the president can’t take it, resign……the last time i had no money to pay bills, no one came to me and said, “that’s all right, we will forgive the debt”… a man, take your licks, that’s what this country was built on, not a bunch of men trying to be women, or kids wearing jeans up their ass………the hell with political correctness, call a spade a spade…..every time i have been punched, i didn’t call the police, or my lawyer to sue, i fought back and that was it…… a MAN, this is AMERICA…….way to go, Mike, you should be president…..

        • Mychal
          Mychal October 27, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

          dave bulkoski: agreed…you if he is man enough to make the mess he has and continues to make…if he is man enough to berate congressmen, mock and call tea party people names, then he had better be man enough to take what I will throw at him…difference is I’m telling the truth about him…

          • KayInMaine December 4, 2011 at 6:49 pm #

            Do you have children? Are they monkeys?

          • Mychal
            Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:28 pm #

            kayinmaine: is that your business…that said I can’t stand monkeys or chimpanzees…and I would add to that I’m even less fond of liberals…

  31. IloiloKano October 26, 2011 at 4:24 pm #

    Whoa! Cute like a monkey? I mean, I tend to agree with your general assessment of Obama, but dude!

    • katyhunny October 26, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

      @ Iloilo: While all the rest resonates with me, I agree that the primate references were completely un-cool. C’mon, Mr. Massie, attitude is fine, un-cool comparisons are not. I can only say, “Thank God that you’re Black!!!” Otherwise, people would be tearing at your body in the public square!!!!!

      • Mychal
        Mychal October 26, 2011 at 7:12 pm #

        katyhunny: I made legitimate comparison to cute…i could have said cute as a baby’s bare bottom or cute a festering blisters…bottom line my point stands…why should we care what his wife thinks he looks like…chimps are nasty and harmful…I believe that fits him…these are daily “rants” not daily commentaries…I don’t do nice-nice…that said have you taken time to write the people who say much worse than that about Justice Thomas, Ward Connerly, Condoleezza Rice, Ken Blackwell, Michael Steele, Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, Michelle Malkin…where were you when I rcv’d letter spkg of my grandmother on her knees servicing white men while dogs serviced her and when they threatened me and called me names…I had former ny gov patterson’s education people call me every kind of nigger he could think of…light hearted sardonic humor is not over the top…as for my being black I’ve been threatened by black sycophants more than you will ever will be…that notw/standing…maybe it’s time whites developed backbones…reason people can be bullied is because they are fearful of standing up for themselves…as for the color of my skin I’m an American first and I do not appreciate being view as something separate than that…

        • lw October 26, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

          Way to tell her, Mychal. I think Herm’s right about the Nation losing it’s sense of humor… among other things like honesty, integrity etc.

          • Mychal
            Mychal October 26, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

            lw: absolutely…levity is needed…if we can’t laugh what else is left…people should read what Michelle Malkin gets…you can read what I wrote about him at a church mtg…eamil she gets you couldn’t read in a prison yard…

        • Sumitch October 26, 2011 at 8:20 pm #

          Mychal, your comment could be made to mean just about anything a person wanted to in support of their favorite cause. Nuff said from me on that except to comment on Congressman King today in a tiff about someone taking a puff off of a cigarette in one of H. Cain’s commercials. Cain’s people begged forgiveness and swore that it was a mistake, they didn’t expect it and it wasn’t done to mean anything. Yet the idiot King is a pseudo tiff called it “a celebration of smoking”. Again I say, what an idiot. All he is doing is hunting some face time on the idiot tube. The only thing is that others of his ilk will pile on the trailer and join him. I’m a proud ex smoker of 10 months now and have made sure that I don’t walk around coughing and gagging every time I see someone smoking or waving my hands around like King’s fellow idiot Pelosi as if the smoke was smothering me. I’ve smoked way too long to help my health alas, but I have saved over $1,500 that I can spend on worthwhile goodies………like beer. And good evening to you sir.

          • Mychal
            Mychal October 26, 2011 at 9:43 pm #

            sumitch: as my grandmom used to say grunt at a gnat and swallow a camel”…he’s trying to get face time, money, and votes…I smoked cigars since 1997…but I choose not to drink alocohol…

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 7:28 pm #

      lloilkano: hahaha the analogy fits…I could have used a peach pit…but chimp seemed to work best…

      • IloiloKano October 26, 2011 at 9:00 pm #

        I’m glad to see you understood I wasn’t being critical. Actually, I was more like stunned. Ha! It was just that… well… no one can say you’re not ballsy!

  32. Louise October 26, 2011 at 3:58 pm #

    Very well said, as usual. I think your rants are what every intelligent, sane American is thinking but can’t state as well as you are able to.
    He is all about Hollywood, TV and being involved with sports figures instead of doing the job he was (sadly) elected to do.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 7:31 pm #

      louise: thk you much young lady…his emotional instability and ineptness combined w/ his quasi muslim socialist alinskyism and keynesian economic view is killing us…he is antithetical to everything we held/hold dear…do not expect me to be nice w/ him…he is satan incarnate..

    • Sumitch October 26, 2011 at 8:37 pm #

      Good words Louise. But he isn’t capable of doing the job he was elected to do. If he is an example of what Harvard is turning out, save your money.

      • Mychal
        Mychal October 26, 2011 at 9:44 pm #

        sumitch: he is classic example of what harvard is turning out..big spending globalist liberal…

  33. danbubalo October 26, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    Only an imbecilic, preening egotist could act so impertinent when death, destruction, and despair are the highlights on his resume. You had it pegged right when you called him Nero, Mychal.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 8:14 pm #

      danbubalo: dan the man my man – s’up big guy…how are things w/ you…I may end up apologizing to nero…

  34. .Myke October 26, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    Mr. Massie

    I think I love you..

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 8:15 pm #

      .myke: ok…now you’re scaring me…lol…

  35. zman October 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    Ouch! Brutally honest but remember 1 year six days.

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 8:16 pm #

      zman: the truth can often be painful…

  36. brassia October 26, 2011 at 3:20 pm #

    Mychal, Please don’t insult chimpanzee, they happen to be very intelligent animals….
    Thanks for clarification about Clinton!
    Now I understand WHY Clinton wasn’t chasing his wife…as he was chasing everything in skirts and she always wears pants……lol

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

      brassia: hahaha…great comeback per clinton…and I was afraid I might have to apologize to the simians…

  37. Jackie October 26, 2011 at 3:16 pm #

    AMEN!!! Thank you sir, you are not afraid to say it like it is. Will you run for President???

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

      jackie: i wouldn’t run for dinner…I’m right where I belong doing what I’m meant to do…besides we have a good candidate…he just needs our support…

  38. mameshki October 26, 2011 at 3:13 pm #

    Mr. Massie, what am I going to do with you. Your rants are brilliant and right on the money. Only you can come up with these unique analysis. B

    • RVD October 26, 2011 at 3:50 pm #

      I am three quarters of a century into my life…..and I am living the worst nightmare of my life! Not in my wildest dreams did I ever even imagine we could go from what we were to what we are now…..on a downward spiral to Hell!

      • Mischa October 26, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

        RVD said it, we areon our way to HELL. Impeach now!!! Well said, Nero is unendurable. Did you guys know that Obama instructed Homeland Security to start with roadblocks on roads outside of a town or city and be searched by guards in full regalia of warriors?? Ron Paul did a video on it with the heading of Liberty and Revolution. And I dont like the NATIONAL EMERGENCY via radio and TV being blacked out. National, not state wide as it usually is done. One man in control. Dont like it and I want to know the agenda.
        Mychal Massie: Your Analogy of a chimpanzee is hard, but when one thinks about it, a monkey HANDLER gets a lot of positive attention from monkey while dangeling a banana in front of him. Alas Soros and the likes.

        • Mychal
          Mychal October 26, 2011 at 7:24 pm #

          mischa: it’s trying to talk nice about abortion…how does that work…it’s time we took gloves off and hit them w/ facts and hard positions…that said levity eases nausea associated w/ that man…

        • RVD October 26, 2011 at 10:12 pm #

          Mischa……and it’s happening in Tennessee right now! Where is the uproar in Tenn.? What is wrong with the People!

          • Mychal
            Mychal October 26, 2011 at 11:03 pm #

            rvd/mischa: people have been conditioned to be cowards and make nice-nice….

      • Mychal
        Mychal October 26, 2011 at 8:09 pm #

        rvd: i cud not agree w/ you more…i knew it would have to get bad for biblical prophecy to come true…I can’t imagine what it will be like when the Lord takes His people and Spirit out of the world…

    • Mychal
      Mychal October 26, 2011 at 8:39 pm #

      mameshki: well you could send me premium cigars…lol…he’s a treasure trove of analogies just waiting to be scribbled on paper….


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