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Cute as a chimpanzee

Last night on the Leno Show, Obama said, his wife thought he looked old, but that she still thinks he is cute. Well, a lot of people think chimpanzees are cute too, but they can be nasty and as we witnessed many times they are deadly also. And therein lies the rub.

Obama, who is the ultimate “nowhere man” loves to bask in the limelight of “bow before me” interviews and appearances. I understand that Leno could give a rats behind about Obama, and that it’s entirely possible he dislikes the fraud named Hussein almost as much as I do – but Leno is ratings motivated and specific to that point so is the “cute like a monkey” man.

Obama cannot run the country, so like a junior high school girl who finds out little Johnny isn’t taking her to the prom, depressed she does a mall trip – a depressed Obama in need of comfort and feigned adulation heads off to do staged events. He was glib, toothy and all ears as Leno lobbed him questions, that Obama’s illegal aunt could answer.

Here’s my point, we don’t need a clown or comedian for president. If he wants to get smiles and laughs let him get a job as a comedian, doorman, or elevator operator where he is expected to be funny. I know Clinton went on Leno, but at least Clinton: a) was gifted and intelligent politician, b) smart enough to co-opt successful Republican initiatives and take credit for them, claiming the success of the country as his own. Clinton was a serial philanderer, disingenuous, and there is evidence that a part of him that was racially bigoted as well – but he was a consummate politician (a tawdry one notwithstanding), who loved fried chicken and anything in a skirt – whose intellect could be admired, even though it was wasted. But I’m digressing.

America is in trouble and the best Obama can do is play chimpanzee sans the Tarzan set. As noted on this page, he has circumvented Congressional authority, making defacto stimulus bailouts. He has cleared the way for Iran and sharia law to take preeminence in the Middle East. He continues to believe that all he has to do is give a speech, berate a Congressman, print money, raise taxes, blame Bush, and all will be well. Well, the only well there is the one he has driven us into. Can you imagine if Roosevelt, who the News Magazines portrayed Obama as being the second coming of – would have behaved like this. I argue that Roosevelt was an epic failure whose flawed policies are contributing to the peril we find ourselves in today, but at least he had leadership qualities.

We have problems and the best Obama can do is make people dependent on the government for their existence. How will that work for the rest of us, as Hispanics and illegals are having more and more children at earlier ages, who are not finishing school and whose children are not finishing school? Who will pay for them or is that the can to kick down the road? Blacks don’t count, Margaret Sanger’s Progeny have them under control. And the current generation is old enough that Obamacare will handle the rest. Whites will be a problem as well with more and more white males dropping out of school – does he have a plan for that?

As a candidate, Obama had all of the answers. You could have asked him the price of red clay on Mars and he would have had an answer. He pledged to have the most transparent administration ever – and yet yesterday we learned that he was changing existing law to not just undermine the Freedom of Information Act, but to render it of no effect. His Justice Dept. is authorizing lying when requests are made by for information under current Freedom of Information. Is this his idea of transparency or it this one more step to keep his records and information about him sealed and away from public scrutiny? He was hailed as the post racial president, when in fact his Justice Dept. has not just engaged in racially biased behavior, but under Holder with Obama’s approval has codified racially biased and racially selective ways and methods of upholding the law.


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Obama promised there would be no lobbyists in his administration. Yet his Super Committee charged with finding $1.2 trillion in cuts over next ten years, that is meeting in secret and not open to public or media scrutiny, is completely open to over 200 paid lobbyists. And Obama doesn’t even blink at it.

We need a leader who realizes that his words impact markets and industry. It was necessary for him to be told in no uncertain terms to stop ridiculing Nevada and Vegas, because he was killing an already suffering city/state. We need a president who understands that talking down reality TV shows can cost more jobs. We need a president demanding the Justice Dept. to stop stonewalling and obfuscating and fully co-operate in Fast and Furious, before more Americans are murdered with government supplied weapons in the hands of criminals.

We don’t need a president taking the equivalent of mall trips vis-a-vis staged political events and a get his feet kissed appearances on Leno to make himself feel good. We need a leader. We need a president who doesn’t mock and berate Americans. If we wanted a comedian as president, we would have gone to The Comedy Club, if we had wanted a preening chimpanzee doing tricks on late night television we would have gone to the zoo. America needs leader, we don’t have time to care what Obama looks like to his wife.

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145 Responses to Cute as a chimpanzee

  1. Rick Lindsey November 29, 2012 at 2:23 am #

    Mychal, ref. one of your past comments; If I were black I to would find it extremely insulting and offensive to have any white liberal with their typical posturing and condescending manner standing up for and defending the race against so called conservative racism ( or anything for that matter ). The premise is misdirected to begin with, and in addition it implies that blacks are stupid, weak, and desperately in need of being coddled and protected.

    • Mychal Massie November 30, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

      rick lindsey: we should all be insulted regardless of skin color…it is offensive to all of reason minds…

  2. Lonnie Hinman May 2, 2012 at 11:55 pm #

    The black African Barack Hussein Obama is the bigger offense to the United States in all the history. I demand all the people to reporte him to Kenya, Africa immediately!
    Thank you

    • Mychal May 3, 2012 at 11:39 pm #

      lonnie hinman: I say put him and his wife on a spaceship to another planet with almost enough fuel to make it…

      • rick lindsey November 28, 2012 at 8:55 pm #

        Mychal, sounds like just another multimillion dollar vacation for the Obama’s at taxpayer expense—–but then again it would be the last.

        • Mychal Massie November 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm #

          rick lindsey: just wait until january…

  3. J Lee April 30, 2012 at 5:40 pm #

    Cute as a chimpanzee: Have you taken a look at yourself lately. I thought Alen Keys and Herman Cain were ugly until I saw your picture.

    It is one thing to disagree with President Obama, but to resort to what amounts to childlike name calling is repugnant to any rational thinking person. Where is the respect due to the office of the President of the US, if not the person holding that office?

    But then what am I thinking about, House Negroes and uncle Toms only respect the massa.

    • Mychal April 30, 2012 at 9:33 pm #

      j lee: remember what you were told about insults…they are only effective if the person cares what you think…thus far the only reason you haven’t been blocked is because we find you amusing in a simian sort of way…

  4. reality January 8, 2012 at 8:24 pm #

    and to the FAKE flake who makes this up – DROP DEAD CREAP – you are a drain upon all of us !!!!!!!

    • Mychal January 9, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

      reality: you won’t be upset if we don’t act on your suggestion…but if you are c’est la vie…

  5. reality January 8, 2012 at 8:22 pm #

    This is All made up ! , these peoplw made All of this up, it is fake !! , they just want to maintain control of there MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!, this is all made up by a user who wants to help his people keep there MONEY !!!!!!!!!, DO NOT TRUST THESE PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mychal January 9, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

      reality: you might want to take a stroll into reality…

      • Snoopsister April 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

        …or at least through a dictionary?

  6. fred thompson streams January 4, 2012 at 2:05 am #

    When Ron Paul returns to the Earth, his followers believe he will restore the constitution so well that the ink will smell wet and also miraculously restore the moat around America to its pre-civil war glory.

    • Mychal January 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm #

      fred thompson streams: hahaha…wish I had said that…

  7. Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    ben kenon: you were instructed not to post on this blog…

  8. Claucworc December 5, 2011 at 10:09 am #

    Massie……the chimp reference was a creative way to get website hits….cant say Im mad at you for that.

    Its a confusing time to be Black in America. Too many of us, we have seen nothing but hate and harrassment for the first black president, but much of what he has done has been for the good of big banking and big business, the things you conservative guys swear is the backbone to a strong economy. But then you say the economy sucks?

    But he is doing all the things you guys like, the stimulus was more than a third of tax cuts. Tax cuts that America and the state budgets cant afford anymore.

    Then your boy Cain gets nationwide love for 9-9-9… thing you know, he is turned into Tiger Woods overnight, his marriage is possibly ruined. How hard is it going to be to find another black conservative to run for this party now? Do you see why Colin Powell not only didnt bother, but ended up DEFECTING in spite of all the “hookups” you guys give him? He was too smart to not get caught up being the good little negro for the G.O.P. Sounds like you are still thinking your 15 minutes of fame and your soul is worth it for a party that cares nothing about the plight of your people.

    Stop putting all the blame on this country’s woes on Obama because he is doing everything you guys like, and watching it blow up in his face. But the G.O.P really needs to fix its face with minorities. Us Democrats are just salivating over the possibility of Newt getting the nomination. Your party has not a clue what it is doing, and is totally unfit to run this country.

    • Mychal December 5, 2011 at 7:41 pm #

      claucworc: if you had an inkling of what you were talking about I might be inclined to dialogue…but you don’t and I’m not…

  9. Branwen December 4, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    Ben go troll some where else. go chum it up with Moore & Garaffolo.

    • Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

      branwen: ben is being tossed from this page…

  10. mike s December 4, 2011 at 5:00 pm #

    Love the way you can fire up racists about Obama- racists can say “b-but it’s not racist! A black dude is saying it! Very clever.

    you say we don’t need a clown or comedian. Yet the Republicans have built an empire on entertainers as leaders (ahem Reagan ahem), and modern republicans take all of their cues from condescending hate mongers like Limbaugh and Hannity- also entertainers. the fact is you have absolutely no room to preach. Modern American politics is all about entertaining the people, fooling them into the feeling that the candidates really care about the problems, then they get into office and do whatever they wanted to begin with. Obama is no worse than any of the fools the Republicans are currently offering as serious candidates.

    And if I had to name a recent president that reminds me of a chimp, it would be that moron Bush that got us into the mess we’re in now.

    • Branwen December 4, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

      just for the fact he said chimp means it was racist in nature? the radical left are the ones who defend the use of the N word in hip hop & rap so you cry about Massie saying something that you took out of context? the left are the masters of race politics, race hustling.

      • Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

        branwen: if she wants I’ll tell her what I really think about him and the broom riding harridan he cohabits w/…

    • Mychal December 5, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

      mike s: tell me again why care what you think…no one is forcing you to visit this blog…

  11. Bob Jones December 4, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    Wow, I guess it’s OK if a black guy calls a black guy a chimpanzee? Damn! This author is a douchbeag!

  12. Michael December 4, 2011 at 7:20 am #

    I do not agree with disrespecting our President with comparisons to a monkey and his wife to the likes of a ‘harridan’. However, it is YOUR blog and of course, you do have both the right to speak your mind and to the freedom of speech.

    That said, I’ll be one of the first to admit that I originally supported Obama; that’s all, or nearly all, changed. But I do have total respect for him and his family. All of the collective right’s ad hominem gets us NOWHERE. How about we disagree with him while maintaining respect for him, his wife, and his children (the latter who’ve CERTAINLY not done anything to ANYONE)?

    Also, while Obama most definitely has made his fair share of mistakes, it’s utter naivety that many people (and I hear it ALL the time) blame the country’s economic woes SOLELY on the President. OF course they do: He’s an easy, convenient target for those too mentally lazy to consider that there ARE ALSO other people in government responsible for the situation we’re in.

    How about the do-absolutely-nothing Congress? How about Democrats’ despicable failure to work with Republicans at all? How about Republicans’ utter refusal to compromise on anything whatsoever? How about their very frequently seen arrogance and even contempt for what the majority of America wants (as proven time-and-time again via polls, on numerous issues)?

    One of this country’s biggest problems, in the grand scheme, lies in the fact that we have become SO deeply divided along (very superficial) party lines. Americans have been pitted against Americans, so often based on nothing more than one’s self-imposed ‘Dem’ or ‘Rep’ “label”. And that’s WHY America isn’t moving forward, because politicians know and use this mantra (of ‘divide and conquer’) to the fullest extent to further their agendas, as well as careers.

    • Mychal December 5, 2011 at 10:45 pm #

      michael: I have no respect for him and less for her…

  13. Beer Hat November 10, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    What a good article, I’m keen on the way you write. I even have simply just tweeted this for you to share it and get a lot more subjection to your webshop!

    • Mychal November 10, 2011 at 10:35 am #

      beer hat: thk you…

    • KayInMaine December 4, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

      Yes, thanks for spreading right wing racism on behalf of a black conservative! That ought to do wonders for the republic party’s image.

      • Branwen December 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm #

        left wing nuts protested against Clairance Thomas yelling that he should be sent back to the fields, strung up & lynched, so how does Kayln Main defend this? dozens of anti Jewish hate examples all through out the occupy camps and that to is ok? the left media attacked Herman Cain and said many hateful things even some racial overtones even before the unproven accusations, and thats ok to?

        • Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:26 pm #

          branwen: and the depictions of Dr. Rice…

      • RobertSyke December 4, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

        Yes! All hail to the King! Mr. Mychal, I’m just speechless. You are indeed such an intellectual person. How come we’d never heard about you? You’re right, we indeed don’t need a circus joker to be the POTUS. We indeed found that out when we elected bush into office. Our current black president, as you rightly say, is indeed akin to a chimp. FROM AFRICA. And talking about Africa, we also should not stop trumpeting about his birth certificate. I also happen to really believe he’s an in-the-closet-muslim poached from kenya at birth to Hawaii as a grand scheme to become POTUS 40 years later to turn it into a socialist nazi nation under sharia law. I fear he has already given a shout out to his in egypt and saudi arabia.
        Thank you very much for this well thought full-of-facts article. I just love you man!

        • Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:23 pm #

          robertsyke: you’re scaring me w/ the love thing…that said leave color out of it…look at his record…Trevor Loudon’s book “barack obama and the enemies within” provides documented proof of his being a communist…

          • Robert Syke December 6, 2011 at 11:49 pm #

            That’s another joker you’re talking about there. His credentials? A conspiracy theorists who calls himself a political activist ! It could’ve been a little more valid had he been American. Because you’ve got so much hatred in you that just because this freakshow of a person who is from a country 8 thousand miles away.
            Aah! So typical. Reminds me of the time Bachmann read newspaper articles from India to try and ridicule the president.
            Yes, lets all look up to Dr. Loudon The Great for inspiration and support.

            Thank You Mr. Mychal. You truly are an intellectual person. Really admire your genius.


          • Mychal December 7, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

            robert syke: remind me again why I should be concerned w/ what you say…

      • Mychal December 5, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

        kayinmaine: I know its tough for you to not have black people bow down to you…

        • dmacleo December 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

          ignore her, we have a southern section of the state thats an atrocious mess due to progressiveness. we’re finally starting to clean it up but its a festering wound that was allowed (under many previous administrations in maine governors office) to go septic. we can smell the rot far into the “Other Maine” areas up north/central.

          • Mychal December 8, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

            dmacleo: hahaha…understood…

      • dmacleo December 8, 2011 at 3:07 pm #

        let me guess, portland or lewiston/auburn area.
        doesn’t it suck to now see your ilk doesn’t represent as many of us as you thought?

        what the hell is the republic party?

        • Mychal December 8, 2011 at 4:14 pm #

          dmacleo: ouch…that’s gonna leave another red mark…


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